Royalty-Free Humorous Music
from THE MUSIC BAKERY

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URBAN ACROBAT
Fast: YEAH! Sass me! City skateboarders or roller blade tricksters risking, spinning and diving.
 
TANGO ARGENTINA
Moderate: A new and genuine Tango with passionate violin, percussive piano and bandoneon. You'll swear you're at a milonga in Buenos Aires with flashing hats, high heels and fishnet stockings.
 
TANGO ARGENTINA (Underscores)
Moderate: A new and genuine Tango with passionate violin, percussive piano and bandoneon. You'll swear you're at a milonga in Buenos Aires with flashing hats, high heels and fishnet stockings.
 
BELL BOTTOMS
Fast: 70's Disco. Lots of sass and wawa from the guitar. Bubbly keyboard and rock solid percussion.
 
ENCHANTED FANTASY
Up-Tempo: Use this full-length version along with any of the following separated themes.
The following TWELVE TITLES are contained in this Full-Length version.
 
STORYTIME from Enchanted Fantasy
Up-Tempo: Characters pop up, scamper in, sneak by, draw near and settle down.
 
CARTOONS from Enchanted Fantasy
Up-Tempo: Characters pop up, scamper in, sneak by, dreaw near and settle down.
 
DANCING SHOES from Enchanted Fantasy
Up-Tempo: Light-footed dancers take the platform.
 
JOLLY CREW from Enchanted Fantasy
Up-Tempo: Sailors gather on the deck and play a light hornpipe with oboe and piccolo.
 
THE KING from Enchanted Fantasy
Up-Tempo: A royal fanfare from the castle's drums and brass.
 
BUSY BEE from Enchanted Fantasy
Up-Tempo: Workers do the job then suddenly scatter away.
 
TICKER TAPE from Enchanted Fantasy
Up-Tempo: The news flashes in with urgency.
 
WINK from Enchanted Fantasy
Up-Tempo: Saucy advance with a flirtatious glance.
 
DAWN from Enchanted Fantasy
Up-Tempo: Morning birdsongs turn into an unexpected mystery.
 
TEMPTATION from Enchanted Fantasy
Up-Tempo: A taste of Tango turns into a "who-done-it."
 
PIROUETTES from Enchanted Fantasy
Up-Tempo: Ballet dancers effortlessly circle the stage.
 
TOUGH CUSTOMER from Enchanted Fantasy
Up-Tempo: The villain approaches inexorably but ends up saving the day.
 
HAWAIIAN HOLIDAY
Up-Tempo: Sandy beaches, ocean breezes and happy smiles are portrayed by proverbial ukuleles and Hawaiian guitars in this good-humored piece of hula music.
 
SPY DUDES
Up-Tempo: Evocative of trench coat, lamp post and hidden camera, this dramatic action theme pushes forward with unrelenting mystery and suspense.
 
FEMME FATALE
Moderate: A swank and sultry piece of night-beat jazz, reminiscent of Film Noir's smoke-filled rooms and the woman in the red dress.
 
DANGER CHASE
Fast: Suspicion and intrigue mark this secret agent theme. A cat-and-mouse game of dodging danger while in hot pursuit of the bad guy.
 
COUNTRY PICKERS
Fast: This lively barn-storming romp through musical passages of incredible dexterity shows off the impressive talents of some of the best pickers in the country.
 
QUICK AND CLEVER
Fast: Jazz violin at a fleet-footed pace. Features virtuoso acoustic guitar riffs, brushes on the drums, and a harried upright bass incessantly driving the tempo. Lightening fast and very cool.
 
RICH GUY
Moderate: Play a high stakes game. Suave sax, funky guitar, and humorous effects create an inexorable flirt groove with no fast moves. In the lap of luxury, watch this over-confident, self-absorbed high-roller exude ego and affluence, while checking himself out in the mirror.
 
RICH GUY (Underscore)
Moderate: Play a high stakes game. Suave sax, funky guitar, and humorous effects create an inexorable flirt groove with no fast moves. In the lap of luxury, watch this over-confident, self-absorbed high-roller exude ego and affluence, while checking himself out in the mirror.
 
THE BIG DAY
Varied: This thrilling orchestral score resolves to happily-ever-afters as joy bubbles over into sweet nostalgia, then rises in grandeur to honor any life-changing occasion.
 
BIG-SKY ADVENTURE
Fast: Evoke some western majesty with orchestral sweeps as wide as the prairie sky. Everything from a hint of hoedown to the grit and spectacle of a cattle drive.
 
DUSTY TRAIL
Moderate: Straight out of the movies. Imagine a cowpoke on his ambling pony coming into town and doffing his hat to a mining-town maid.
 
SHOWDOWN (Full Mix)
Up-Tempo: Gunslinger guitar and sly, tongue-in-cheek strings portray the western ambiance of coiled rattlers, tumbleweed and trigger fingers.
 
SHOWDOWN (Underscore)
Up-Tempo: Gunslinger guitar and sly, tongue-in-cheek strings portray the western ambiance of coiled rattlers, tumbleweed and trigger fingers.
 
DISCO
Up-Tempo: With plenty of dance floor hustle, sleek background vocals and all the classic disco cliches, this cut is ideal for retro products, flashbacks and boomer college reunions.
 
TOO COOL
Up-Tempo: Jazz with a jolt of caffeine. This piece's vibrant sound and peppy personality works for physical activity, showcasing product or underscoring corporate change.
 
ZANY
Fast: Absolutely wacky cartoon music full of brash, campy bluster, mockingly unabashed scorn, and outlandishly silly slapstick. Packed with cornball surprises and abrupt, irreverent interjections of all kinds. The perfect track for caricatures and burlesque shows.
 
THE HUMORIST
Up-Tempo: Light-hearted, tongue-in-cheek wit. Ideal for silent movies, melodrama, or any other turn-of-the-century comedic subjects. A dainty semi-classical frolic with some scatterbrained passages of ambiguity and a redolence of droll, English humor.
 
DEEP SOUTH
Up-Tempo: Plantation blues of the "Old South" featuring authentic dusty dobro and humble harmonica.
 
OLD-TIME BLUES
Moderate: The authentic style of early 20th century jazz. This soulful piece of true art-music strolls along, in no hurry, with a quaint melody, original upright bass and brushes on the snare drum. Slightly humorous in places, consistently tasteful throughout.
 
COSMOPOLITAN
Up-Tempo: An easy swing of straight-ahead jazz. A cool flute and a piano-bar trio make a perfect combination for cocktails and hors d'oeuvres.
 
RAGTIME
Moderate: A quaint, turn-of-the-century piano rag, reminiscent of the authentic style heard in old-time salons and parlors.
 
DIXIELAND
Up-Tempo: The good-time, roaring 20's legacy of New Orleans, complete with campy cowbell, slide trombone and Satchmo's trumpet.
 
BRIGHT & EASY
Up-Tempo: A subtle swing keeps this happy music bopping along. Light and breezy.
 
SWITCHED-ON KIDS #1
Up-Tempo: A medley of 8 children's tunes featuring Pop Goes the Weasel, Row Row Row Your Boat, Twinkle Twinkle Little Star and more.
 
SWITCHED-ON KIDS #2
Up-Tempo: A medley of 12 children's tunes featuring Old MacDonald, Mary Had a Little Lamb Skip to My Lou and more.
 
NICK NACK PADDY WHACK
Fast: A unique treatment of this children's classic.
 
HOTSTUFF (Awards Show - Cue #2)
Up-Tempo: Personality prancing out.
 
MR. TV (Awards Show - Cue #4)
Up-Tempo: Suave as Johnny, big band.
 
MILITARY MARCH (Awards Show - Cue #5)
Up-Tempo: Honor, order and pomp.
 
DRIVIN' BLUES (Full Mix)
Up-Tempo: Promote a product or propel a scene with this punchy little tune. Complete with crisp jazzy flute, funky guitars and classic Hammond B3 organ.
 
DRIVIN' BLUES (Underscore)
Up-Tempo: Promote a product or propel a scene with this punchy little tune. Complete with crisp jazzy flute, funky guitars and classic Hammond B3 organ.
 
FUNK A DELIC
Up-Tempo: The classic sounds of early urban street funk. This soulful and sassy cut could be the theme for a hip private detective, a street fight, or a battle of attitudes.
 
RUNNING HOT
Fast: The infectious beat and outrageous acoustical effects of this intense, mesmerizing techno piece combine to set the scene for a chase against the competition, technology or the bad guys.
 
COUNTRY TRAVELER
Fast: Joyride down an old country road, do some ranchin' and ropin' or just go sightseeing on your day off. This brisk-paced hoe-down music sports hillbilly harmonica, chicken-pickin' guitar and authentic dobro.
 
COUNTRY-ROCK
Up-Tempo: Contemporary country with a strong twist of rock. The newest trend in this classic foot-stompin' hard-drivin' style of music.
 
SOPRANO SAX
Moderate: Bluesy and urbane, with just a hint of droll tongue-in-cheek. This sax virtually talks to you.
 
BASS CLARINET
Moderate: This unique instrument's strikingly dark and woody sound is featured in this droll and slightly lugubrious piece.
 
JAZZ BASS
Up-Tempo: The foundation of classic jazz. Pizzicato string bass and finger snaps with a delightful medium bounce.
 
PLAYFUL
Fast: Pizzicato violins lightly quicken this buoyant, tongue-in-cheek trifle. A spritely classical rondo charmed with wit.
 
CARE-FREE
Moderate: This subtly humorous ditty bops along with a free-wheeling, innocent appeal.
 
CLASSICAL
Fast: A quick agitato movement for orchestra, with all due respect to Ludwig.
 
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